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My 480 lb friend forgot to get me a birthday card

That’s ok There’s a lot on his plate

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1. What spray do they use to kill bugs in Alabama?

Incesticide

2. Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it. LMAO. I dont know why but I love that one.

3. Yo mama is so FAT, when she enters a eating competition, they say "Sorry, no professionals"

4. Northern lights

Yo mama so fat, she ain’t gotta go to Norway to see no northern lights, the northern lights can see her pretty well from up there

5. So when Thanos snapped his fingers,

50% of the universe's population was erased from existence. On Earth, how many people, in numbers, was gone? Just one, your mom.

6. My favourite position is deadlift

Call me a necrophile because I deadlift everyday .

7. What was the American solution to increased school shootings?

To ban abortions, so there will be enough targets for the future school shooters too!

8. Smartness helps us

We are reddit guys we are robots but i was born as a cute young robot and now I'm here with you guys

9. Hey

Hey

10. I remember granddad's last words

STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE SHIT!!

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